Category Archives: Everyday Life

Virgin Everywhere


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I just wrote a blog highlighting loads of great book suggestions, but I lost it, and since typing on the iPhone is extremely long, Fuck it. #TeamIgnorance. Anyway I got my virgin tv and phone set up today although I didnt really need either, I couldn’t help myself as it costed £3 extra than my Internet package. It’s got tv on demand and shit so if your a fan of television, I’d defo suggest giving Richard Branson your money

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Sorry for the wait :(


Unfortunately my laptop has been broken for the past fortnight, so in addition to bot being able to blog (sad I know) I’ve also not been able to record. This has caused a metaphorical road block of some sort I guess, in the progress of the next project. However I’m not a quitter, so snickers & pringles will still be released, just at a later time. This blog was just to update everyone. I can still be contacted through twitter, so jump on there and drown me in sympathy – @JayRapGod

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Tulisa (N- Dubz) Sex Tape!!


Tulisa’s Alleged ‘Sex’ Tape was released yesterday, and what can i say?

Well first of all, I can say I dislike the use of the word ‘alleged’ in this matter, because the use of that word suggests that there is a chance that it is NOT Tulisa, but anyone familiar with her big nose and cute smile will know, there isnt a shadow of a doubt.

Next I just want to express my dissappointment and disapproval, I do not approve that this can be called a ‘sex’ tape, as it wasnt near sexual enough. I mean, licking the tip of some willy is childs play, literally, I swear, females are wild these days SMH.

What a disappointment though, the hype surrounding it gave me the idea that it was going to be AMAZING, bare bb broadcasts, tweets and gossip all over the gaff.

But when it actually came down to it and I finally viewed this ‘Tape’ I was more depressed than aroused. Not because im some saddo, no no no. But because I got respect for that Fazer guy, even though he’s a shit rapper, he produces some hits, and no one, whatsoever, should be subjected to such wack head.

Damn it was wack. No wonder they split up.

The vids not on the internet anymore apparently, but good riddance, it was shit anyway.

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VOW OF ABSTINENCE


Yes I have decided to become abstinent this year, so if the world does end I’ll defo get into them pearly gates.

And I’ll remain focused and not distracted when it comes to work, coz lets be real, Vagina is a real distraction.

Soo this means, no sausage in blanket or spanking that monkey for 365 days.

Wait, i think I just fell in love with a pornstar, turn the camera on she’s a born star (8)

Shit.

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Religion Injection


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I hate wen I’m mindin my own business, then a guy tries to force church on me and rob my number.

You know them really really pushy guys, that seem to have no purpose but to force you to join their cavalry.

I mean I believe in God and all, but damn, don’t push him in my mouth, I can support the big man myself brother.

REDHEADS ARE HOT


 

I recently realised I find red heads “red hot”. 😀 see what i done there? In the quotation marks? You did? Hilarious right? Yes.

Anyways here are 2 of my fave

Alyson Hannigan & Faye Reagan

 

 

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REDHEADS ARE HOT


 

I recently realised I find red heads “red hot”. 😀 see what i done there? In the quotation marks? You did? Hilarious right? Yes.

Anyways here are 2 of my fave

Alyson Hannigan & Faye Reagan

 

 

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FUDGE SNOW!


From the title of this post, you may have assumed there was brown snow everywhere made of fudge looking like god took a huge dump on the city of london, your near the truth. Although the sheet of snow covering london is indeed white, God has seemed to have taken a smaller dump elsewhere, upon my life.

You see prior to me writing this post I had hopes, hopes and dreams of enjoying a Chinese takeaway while watching the new series of Dexter and Supernatural. My dreams however, were swiftly turned into nightmares, I proceeded to order a Chinese takeaway from HungryHouse.com, but was first disappointed as due to the random snowfall, the restaurant chose not to take my order, bitch ass niggas.

However my night was not over yet, I chose to place a second order, and my order was successfully accepted. Things were looking up for me, or so I thought.

An hour later I was called by the restaurant notifying me that the driver had an accident, whoop diddy woo!

Keep in mind I have not yet been refunded for any of these transactions, so basically it looks like I’ve paid for two meals I am not going to receive and I am forced to hold hunger at bay with biscuits, very nice biscuits though, some chocolate oat choc chip biscuits. However this is not sufficient at all, and I am pissed off, therefore, FUCK SNOW.

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