VOW OF ABSTINENCE


Yes I have decided to become abstinent this year, so if the world does end I’ll defo get into them pearly gates.

And I’ll remain focused and not distracted when it comes to work, coz lets be real, Vagina is a real distraction.

Soo this means, no sausage in blanket or spanking that monkey for 365 days.

Wait, i think I just fell in love with a pornstar, turn the camera on she’s a born star (8)

Shit.

Follow me @JayRapGod

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One thought on “VOW OF ABSTINENCE

  1. Kevin says:

    Good luck bro, after watching 40 days and 40 nights I thought I could do it.
    Unfortunately I failed and ended waking up in a female’s bedroom.
    Hope you do better than I did.

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